Hundreds of Thousands of Military Ballots Delivered One Day Late

Posted By Staff

Date: November 7th, 2012

Category: Nutty News

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources confirmed today that hundreds of thousands of  military absentee ballots were delivered hours after the deadline for them to be  counted, with preliminary counts showing that they would have overturned the  vote in several states and brought a victory for Governor Mitt  Romney.

Officials say the ballots were delivered late due to problems within the  military mail system. Tracking invoices show the ballots sat in a warehouse for  a month, then they were accidentally labeled as ammunition and shipped to  Afghanistan. At Camp Dwyer, Marine Sergeant John Davis signed for them and was  surprised at the contents.

“It’s a shame,” Rear Admiral John Dawes said when asked for comment.  “I  expected a delay so I ordered that everyone cast their votes eight months ago.  It’s really unfortunate that our mail system failed us and directly affected the  course of history.”

Upon hearing the news, angry Republicans have begun a demand for a recount,  but most military absentee voters have shrugged off the news, with many wondering whether the care packages their families sent six months ago were ever  going to show up.  Full Article

Nutty News Today – Nutty News Videos – Today’s Nutty Joke – Nutty Facts – Strange Crimes – Nutty News Facebook Fan Page

This entry was posted
on Wednesday, November 7th, 2012 at 10:05 PM and is filed under Nutty News.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Article source: http://www.nuttynewstoday.com/2012/11/hundreds-of-thousands-of-military-absentee-ballots-delivered-one-day-late/